Open. Close. Open. Close. Open. Close. Open…scan top…scan middle…scan bottom…nothing in the left drawer…nothing in the right…nothing in the door. Close. There is officially nothing to eat. I’ve checked, double-checked and triple-checked. The fridge fairy bypassed my house again. Maybe I can scrounge up some chocolate or candy…
Cable? PVR? Netflix? Nothing. Well, nothing except another show about a couple getting to choose between three potential homes in some exotic locale of which it’s quite obvious which two they’d only choose if they were completely insane. Again? No thanks. And it’s not shark week!! My shows have all had their season finales too: Survivor’s done, the Bachelor’s done, 90210 (yes, 90210) is done for good and worst of all…no Glee until September! Whatever will I sing along with?? And I absolutely, unequivocally will not watch any of the PBS shows that reside on my PVR – no, I did not choose them nor can I stand to get past their descriptions like the role of this agency or that in foiling some terrorist plot or new insights into some World War II battle fought in who knows where, who knows when, or better yet, what REALLY was behind the financial crisis. I really should’ve taken the time to program some of my shows…
So, nothing to eat and no entertainment…a nasty combination for my constitution.
It’s morning. I get up, get ready and get to work. I need to focus on work. I need to put more of an effort into my career. But I can’t. I’ve ignored these funky blues, pretended they weren’t happening, and now I’m just going to be a big girl and admit that yes, I am totally funked out. And today my funk manifested itself in the ultimate act of betrayal: my very yummy chicken burrito full of lettuce, tomatoes, green peppers, cheese, burrito sauce and sour cream bottom-end exploded onto my brand new silk coral top and black silk skinny pants…I LOOK LIKE A BAG LADY, FOR GOODNESS SAKE and I am definitely going to have to spend the rest of the day on my chair pressed right up against my desk to hide this mess. This is not helping my funky blues at all…
But I’m not good at being still…and since I can’t concentrate on work anyway, I’m going to make one more attempt at breaking out of this funk. I’m going to do what almost always works and I pray, would not fail me now…I’m going to the shoe shop under my building!
I can feel the funk lifting as I step into the elevator…down, down, down…sniiiiffff inhale…pfhooooo exhale…’DING’ out I go.
Ahhh…I swear I feel lighter, there’s a bounce to my step. Whatever will I get? Cute pair of ballerinas or perhaps a pair of trendy sneakers to wear on the soccer field – the possibilities are endless! I walk in…to my absolute, and utter horror, however, I am confronted by one of my most hated songs – you know the one from your teenage years full of angst, revolution and the one that was the backdrop to a bad dumping or a wardrobe malfunction in high school. I feel heavy, worn. If I could cover my ears, curl up into fetal position and cry out of frustration, I would. But no, I’ll put on a brave face. I’m not giving up. This song will pass…and it does…except the next one is worse. I swear I lifted my arms up in total exasperation and stormed right out of the store.
Should they not be putting together song lists to INSPIRE purchases??? Who’s in charge here??? Why aren’t they playing any Britney Spears? Or J.Lo???!!
My funk has now taken a backseat to my anger. I need someone or something to BLAME for my funktastic mood…ah ha…Mother Nature.
I can trace my funk to this time of year, Spring, when we all come out of hibernation expecting renewal and change (lots of pretty flowers and warm breezes certainly seem like the perfect backdrop for some magic!) For me, spring also happens to be a time when I am once again evaluating and re-evaluating every aspect of my life…all while tackling the ultimate in mundane tasks: the multitude of baby clothes/toys/gear that I STILL have to get rid of, the flipping of my closet (and let’s be real, everyone else’s too) from fall/winter to spring/summer, the seven pounds I still have to shed before bikini season, the pedicure I still have to get, the tidying up of the garden and how I’m going to make sure that we get enough fruits and veggies in our diet…
This evaluation I put myself through is just so exhausting!! My brain hurts. There’s too much to think about. And I keep adding more to my list. As a side note, I’m not particularly gifted in any one thing, but I possess an incredibly high level of curiosity and sometimes ill-placed high level of confidence which have resulted in a deluded sense of capability. In other words, I think I can do anything but I can’t figure out what to do first!! This is just crippling…how do I dig myself out of this quicksand and get out of this funk????
Mother Nature…it’s not you…IT’S ME!!! Funk.
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